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Installing
Love
Tech Support:
Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer:
Well, after much consideration, I've decided
to install Love.
Can you
guide me through the process?
Tech Support:
Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:
Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do
I do first?
Tech Support:
The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
your Heart?
Customer:
Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it
okay to
install Love while they are running?
Tech Support:
What programs are running ?
Customer:
Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment
running right now.
Tech Support:
No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
current
operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer
disrupt
other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a
module of
its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely
turn off
Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being
properly
installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support:
With
pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness.
Do
this as many
times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer:
Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
normal?
Tech Support:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to
begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:
Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
Program not
run on
external components." What should I do?
Tech Support:
Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to
run on
Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms,
it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer:
So, what should I do?
Tech Support:
Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files:
Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer:
Okay, done.
Tech Support:
Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you
need to
delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle
Bin to make
sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer:
Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile
is playing
on
my monitor
and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves
all over My
Heart.
Is this
normal?
Tech Support:
Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything
gets it at
the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
One more
thing before
we hang up.
Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it
and its
various modules to
everyone you
meet. They will in turn share it
with others and return some cool
modules back to you.
Customer:
Thank you, God.
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